We Hate F Tourists

–Great location - show map
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Scored 9.1
Rated superb

Staff

9.7

About this property

Central Location: We Hate F Tourists in Lisboa offers a central base with Rossio a 14-minute walk away and St. George's Castle 2 km nearby. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km from the hostel. Exceptional Facilities: Guests enjoy a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi. Additional amenities include a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. Comfortable Accommodations: Rooms feature air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies, and city views. Breakfast options include continental, buffet, and vegetarian with fresh pastries and fruits. Guest Services: The hostel provides a paid airport shuttle, 24-hour front desk, concierge, tour desk, and luggage storage. Highly rated for its bar, host, and room cleanliness.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.5 for a two-person trip.

Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap

Most popular facilities

  • Parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Airport shuttle
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Lift
  • Garden
  • Bar

Property highlights

Situated in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.8

Breakfast info

Continental, Vegetarian, Buffet

Availability

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Number of guests
 
1 double bed
2 single beds
1 single bed
1 single bed
1 single bed
1 single bed
1 single bed
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Guest reviews

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Guests who stayed here loved

Rachel
India India
“Very clean and the staff is so so helpful and kind. Felt instantly at home. The events are super fun too. Thank you to Nojus for the fun pub crawls. Overall would love to visit again soon!”
Amane
Morocco Morocco
“The staff were kind and very communicative. I honestly really appreciated the cleanliness of the place. Thank you again—if I come back to Lisbon, I will definitely stay here again.”
Lisa
Germany Germany
“I loved everything here and came back a few days later again. The Staff gave me super good travel advice and was always very helpful! Thank you!!!”
Lisa
Germany Germany
“I really loved everything about my stay but especially the staff. If i come back to lissabon i will definetely stay here again!”
Lolith
Norway Norway
“It has good ambiance. Nice terrace with roof top bar, elevator.”
Claudio
Italy Italy
“I had an amazing stay at this hostel. The staff were incredibly friendly, polite and always smiling, the vibe of the place is just genuinely positive. The terrace has an incredible view over the city, and everything was spotless throughout my...”
Wong
Hong Kong Hong Kong
“The staffs are very friendly and the room is very comfortable.”
Hassan
Portugal Portugal
“The staff are kind and always smiling. O local está limpo, obrigado e até a próxima.”
Veronica
Germany Germany
“Extremely friendly and helpful staff. I felt home from the first moment. Everything tidy and clean. Delicious breakfast. Quiet area and central.”
Georgios
Belgium Belgium
“The most friendly and helpful staff I have ever encountered in my trips. Incredible for solo travellers, as it is easy to meet people in the many activities organised by the hostel and the beautiful common spaces.”

Property surroundings

Food & Drink

Breakfast

  • Fabulous breakfast included with select options or available at the property for US$11.16 per person.
  • Served daily
    08:00 to 10:00
  • Food
    Bread • Pastries • Butter • Cheese • Eggs • Yogurt • Fruit • Cooked/warm meals • Jam • Cereal
  • Drinks
    Coffee • Tea • Fruit juice
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House rules

We Hate F Tourists takes special requests - add in the next step!
Check-in
From 15:00 to 00:00
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
From 00:00 to 12:00
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.

Cot and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Cot upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

Prices for cots and extra beds are not included in the total price, and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.

All cots and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Groups
When booking more than 8 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.
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The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL