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Unravel the mysteries of comfort at The Illuminati Guest House, where the pillows are so fluffy, they might just be hiding government secrets. 222: In this luxurious Guest House the main level is "Suite 222", a Two Bedroom Suite (rooms 201 and 202). 333: Upper level is "Suite 333", a Three Bedroom Suite (301, 302, and 303). 666: Suite 666 is the combination of the two, a Five Bedroom Suite (201, 202, 301, 302, and 303) This enlightening Guest House offers a total of 5 bedrooms, 1 kitchen, a living room, a sunroom, and 3 bathrooms with amenities such as, a Koi fish pond, 4 heated outdoor gazebos, a heated indoor swimming pool, a Jacuzzi hot-tub, a steam-room, a sauna, and a full-gym. EV charging, and a complimentary bicycle. Unlock the secrets of relaxation at The Illuminati Guest House, where our spa treatments will leave you feeling so refreshed, you'll start seeing triangles everywhere. Every bathroom is equipped with a state-of-the-art bidet. Every bedroom is equipped with linnens, closet, a desk, a chair, and a smart-TV, heating, and A/C. Prepare to have your mind blown at The Illuminati Guest House, where we promise not to hypnotize you (unless you ask).

Central location in the city of Langford. Few blocks away from the Langford RCMP Police Station. 2 minute walking distance to the Langford towncentre (Goldstream Village). Grocery shopping, Pharmacy, Liquor Store, Restaurants, Pubs, Starbucks, take-out joints, Dispensaries(420) all within walking distance. Only 15 minutes driving to the Victoria downtown area. Only 40 minutes to Victoria downtown by bus, including the walk to the bus stop.